A guy stops by a cafe for breakfast. 😀 After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip – three pennies. As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, “You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves.” The man turns … Read more
WoulLke T Withdraw Two Pou I Would Like To Withdraw Two Pounds An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw two pounds.” 😀 The teller told him, “For withdrawals … Read more
😀 My boss phoned me today. He said, “Is everything okay at the office?” I said, “Yes, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy day; I haven’t stopped.” “Can you do me a favor?” he asked. 😀 I said, “Of course, what is it?” He said, “Hurry up and take your shot; I’m … Read more
A man walked out into the street A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. “Perfect timing,” the cabby said. “You’re just like Bill.” 😀 “Who?” asked the man. “Bill Smith. There’s a guy who did … Read more
She told her mother One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” 😀 “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. 😀 Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Devil.” … Read more